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February 20, 2008


Little Light

Hey, I didn't even know Business Time was about sex.


Maybe there's hope for her yet. Now that "Lost" is on earlier she sees it, and her favorite character is Hurley. When he's not onscreen, she says, "Where Hurley go?" If Ben was her favorite character, we'd know she's in trouble.


Fuck normalcy. You guys are wonderful parents, and the proof will be when dear Harper turns out the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of Clarence.


Bad parents unite! We are apparently awful ones because our kid doesn't go to bed until 10 p.m. Try telling THAT to other mommies and see the looks of horror that follow. And then a daycare worker told me two days ago they were concerned because they thought my less-than-2-year-old was saying "fucking." (turns out she wasn't) This after already teaching all her classmates how to say "Ewwwwww."


Normal kids are boring dorks. And we don't hang with boring dorks.

James calls Star Wars "Star Whores" and says he wants to be Johnny Cash when he grows up.

Fiona is currently into crimped hair a la Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and yells "damn the torpedos" when she gets mad.

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